Canadian Hockey Player Suspended for Calling Opponent ‘American’

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Canadian Hockey Player Suspended for Calling Opponent ‘American’

LEAMINGTON, ON With the trade war heating up things are getting testy, even at the rink. Last month a player was suspended for calling another player a Mennonite and now defenceman Brian Wiebe of Leamington has been suspended indefinitely for shouting “American” at a member of the Aylmer Hawks. “Yeah well I just call it like I see it,” said Wiebe. “And that guy’s definitely an American. Plays like one anyway.” The words were not taken too kindly…