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Country Songwriters Decide to Continue Rhyming ‘Whiskey’ with ‘Frisky’ Until at Least 2047

Summary by Robot Butt
NASHVILLE—Some of the nation’s top-selling country songwriters deliberated for 12 hours Friday about rhyming “whiskey” with “frisky,” ultimately deciding that they will continue to do so for at least the next 23 years, disappointed sources in the room confirmed. “If the good Lord above didn’t want us to do it, why would He make them rhyme? Makes no sense,” Jim Gum of the band Dead Aim said upon leaving the meeting. “When you’ve got a scene in a …
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Robot Butt broke the news in on Tuesday, April 1, 2025.
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