Do you want money? Commit suicide.

By giving large rewards to the families of suicide victims, the Taliban are signaling to future suicides that suicide can be considered a proper “job” that has two kinds of rewards at once: a mundane reward in the form of cash and an ochre reward in the form of paradise -- with a significant number of palaces and burdens. A Taliban spokesman has said the group's government has given 12 billion Afghans to the families of those who committed suici…