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Five poems from a sad little guy.

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Illustration by Payton Davies S.A.D. Birds chirp, trees fall, men dance, and I am sad. Russian Space Monkeys eat bananas that soar above our heads, and I am sad? Dogs fart on their cushioned thrones, and I wonder if I close the garage does the light inside turn off.   Cheese Dog eats Cat, Cat eats Mouse, Mouse eats Cheese, so do we, we also eat cheese. Birds and the bees, the bees knees, bees bring pollen, pollen brings sneeze, sneeze brings col…
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Whitman Wire broke the news in on Thursday, April 24, 2025.
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