GeenStijl: Europe's largest cardiovascular disease hub opens next to the A12, 18,000 m2 of filthy, greasy stuff

Let's now switch to the editorial staff of the Gelderlander, which has recently been infiltrated by someone who may be on the payroll of the fast food industry, or who last ate in 2010 and is simply incredibly hungry. Namely, a brand new heart and vascular disease hub is coming, mistakenly renamed by the newspaper as 'fast food walhalla', 'hotspot for fast food lovers', '18,000 square meters of pure food entertainment' and (according to a fast f…