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I Am the Servant in the Beast’s Castle Who Was Turned into a Chamberpot, and Nobody Ever Asks Me to Sing

Summary by McSweeney's Internet Tendency
Hey, everyone, I couldn’t help overhearing in this giant, nigh-deserted, echoey castle that you were doing an elaborate musical number where everyone was involved. Well, almost everyone. It seems like you forgot about me, the servant in this castle who was turned into a chamberpot. Consider what you just sang: Course by course, one by one, Till you shout, “Enough, I’m done.” Then we’ll sing you off to sleep as you digest… Kind of the perfect opp…
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency broke the news in on Friday, April 25, 2025.
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