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Mennonite Man Really Looking Forward to Getting to Bed Early and Finding Out the Jets Score in the Morning

Summary by [SATIRE] The Unger Review
ARNAUD, MB Die hard Jets fan Darren Giesbrecht, 50, is so pumped for the game tonight that he plans to wake up early tomorrow morning to find out the score. “I don’t want to miss even a second of tomorrow morning’s recap,” said Giesbrecht. “Let me tell you, I’ll really be on the age of my seat when I crawl out of bed tomorrow.” While more casual fans are staying up late tonight to watch the game, Giesbrecht says it take a real diehard like him t…
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[SATIRE] The Unger Review broke the news in on Friday, April 25, 2025.
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