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Monday’s First Sentence ~ I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com by Kimberly Lemming

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“Thicken Nugget, you evil bitch, stop murdering half the desert,” I muttered from behind my camera. As expected, Thicken nugget ignored my request.
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Monday’s First Sentence ~ I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com by Kimberly Lemming

“Thicken Nugget, you evil bitch, stop murdering half the desert,” I muttered from behind my camera. As expected, Thicken nugget ignored my request.

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