My Local Government Is Four Guys in Canvas Work Pants

My Local Government Is Four Guys in Canvas Work Pants

Troy, Ohio—“Chickens get thirsty. Agriculture is the priority around here.” The presiding trustee of our township was breaking some hard news to the handsome young couple in front of him.“Drill a new well. What’s next?”Dressed in matchy-match nylon athleisure, they were too astonished to respond. This was not the conversation they’d imagined 12 hours before when they’d awoken to find the taps and showers in their brand-new home dry yet again. Or…