Mets Invincible, Phillies On Bullet-Train To Hell

Mets Invincible, Phillies On Bullet-Train To Hell

It is possible to accurately calculate the Philadelphia Phillies' record based only on the current state of the team's NBC Sports Philadelphia postgame show, but doing so requires context: It is late April, and the Phillies have just gotten swept by the Mets, who, in the interest of not burying the lede, currently have the best record in all of Major League Baseball; and we are talking about Philly local sports media. So while, say, a 10–15 reco…

Robot Story of the Week: A Conflicted Phillies Fan Feels the Pull of Spring Negadelphia

As you know, it’s early. There’s a lot of baseball left to play. But as of this writing, the Phillies have lost three in a row and face a sweep at the hands of the division rival New York Mets. (EDIT – they have now been swept) Do you feel the Negadelphia gnawing at you, pulling at every fiber of your being? Or are you keeping it calm and pragmatic? We asked ChatGPT to write us a story about a conflicted Phillies fan and this is what it spit out…