[Satire] SATIRE. Constitutionally Prohibited Audits

CD&V chairman Sammy Mahdi threw a spanner in the works at Easter. He expressed his support for an investigation into the activities of Paul Van Tigchelt and Vincent Van Quickenborne as ministers of Justice. This will open a Pandora's box. The police will go through increasingly deeper valleys before the box is closed again. "Would he go to Easter mass?", a journalist from VTM wanted to know. Mahdi had no knowledge of a mass, but he did plan to e…