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[Satire] Satire: The Welsh administration accidentally texted me its t.u. war plans

Summary by The Battalion
Top-level Texas A&M officials added me to a Facebook group chat discussing plans before the attack on the University of Texas’ campus that occurred on March 15, 2025.  During this attack, t.u. mascot and beloved bovine Bevo was killed by an airstrike commanded by a group of Corps of Cadets members flying a stealth bomber jet.  President Mark A. Welsh III released a statement in the wake of the attack. “It is unfortunate that Bevo had to pay the …
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The Battalion broke the news in on Thursday, April 3, 2025.
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