The solution for everything

A few weeks ago, I was out with friends in Zurich again, and as always, it was a confusing night. It started with the Julie concert at Bogen F near Hardbrücke, where you pay a whopping CHF 16.50 for a vodka and mate, and apparently no one has ever heard of "dancing." After such a mediocre concert experience, we obviously couldn't go home just yet – so we headed to Niederdörfli. As expected, both the metal bar Ebrietas and ROBIN's were completely…