Things You Could Do In The Time It Takes To Clean The Dancer Floor

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Things You Could Do In The Time It Takes To Clean The Dancer Floor

Saturday morning at the Bryce Jordan Center opened with a bang: a seemingly unending segment of watching the dancer floor get cleaned by the Zambonis, mops, and even volunteers shuffling around with paper towels on their feet. As I watched the scene unfold, and as one Zamboni went over the same patch of linoleum over and over again, I thought of all the other things I could have done with that time. Write Next Year’s Line Dance The five-minute r…