This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

Right now, you’re behind me, within reading distance on the freeway, at the stoplight, in the parking lot, maybe in the drive-thru line, or perhaps in my very own driveway (anywhere but a gas station, really), and I know what you’re thinking. But before you form another thought, you’re going to want to keep reading this five-hundred-word bumper sticker on my Tesla so you can fully understand why I am not a bad person. First, you must know that I…

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains W...

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person. “Trust me, I feel the sting of every single disapproving glare like a thousand needles. My soul trembles and withers. It is an unbearable burden.”