You've got the switch specialist Lorraine in front of you.

While the orange moustache-gammy clown plays the yoyo with customs taxes, Nintendo sells suitcases of his Switch 2. US pre-orders have evaporated, like virginity on an overboom night. Even topo in Japan: Nintendo announces that it has been taken short after two million people have registered for the draw to try to buy the beast. Even bell sound in France where the owner of the video games of the FNAC announces that the pre-orders have beaten som…